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[Jan. 5th, 2008|08:14 am] |
mom doesn't like me watching & zoning out on cartoons (besides Shrek-she doesn't mind that)
it's OK, I'm fine w/ that bc my most favorite TV has been Jack's Big Music Show... It's mostly puppets
& sometimes I dance & sing along. (it's something on NOGGIN, & the Upsidedown show too, we dig those guys)
(they canceled Miffy, the Sweet Little Bunny a while back ( a claymation), & we drifted away from Barney&the telletubbes when we got alternate stations)
also soap operas, she doesn't mind me watching those - mostly bc I don't stare at the screen as much
& can get some crayoning in while mom is entertained
mostly if she's happy I'm happy, bc she plays funny games & is a general hysterical person.
my sister rocks too.
I think everyone is so anticipatory about my jealousy toward her, but I am just as cordial to her as I am all the other kids in the playground, why not. (but be careful, I'm also prone to scratching eyes out semi-unintentionally when I'm flustered. |
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| Mom 's FAT. |
[Nov. 14th, 2007|02:14 am] |
she said it's bc I dropped a house on her belly, that's why it swelled up to a crystal ball. |
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| here I am in a bucket |
[Oct. 15th, 2007|08:51 pm] |
but I braved much more treacherous waters than this, waves that towered over our heads, & the parents held me high up in their arms. (mom floated, because she has a beach ball for a belly.) |
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| 15 & ½ months - Now I'm cutting molars |
[Sep. 17th, 2007|11:23 pm] |
Last month mom hadn't noticed I grew 2 entire New teeth & thinks it happened overnight.
'WoW everyone by eating corn on the cob (the only way to eat it, as far as we're concerned).
My smile's looking sparklier w/ the new gleamers peeking down - mom's gonna have a tough time
catching THAT smile, now that I can run.
anyways, now I'm cutting molars - But I was doing fine w/o them, gumming steak
& you name it, I ate it.
in other LAYLA news:
I'm better at blocks, can almost shape-sort on my own, & scribbling.. I can do 2 crayons at once. I can do 2 in one hand. I make a mess w/ a pen. (you) Count to nine & I say "TEN"! (& that's still just about the only thing I say). I like to walk w/ purses & hold my arm up in the air. I'm REALLY into stickers, like to stick 'em & re-stick 'em everywhere. Shrek stickers would really rock my world, I still like Shrek (I laugh at Donkey) & I Do like Star Wars. I strum guitars & tap pianos. I like Itsy Bitsy Spider, the part when the rain washes the spider out, & out comes the sun, & the itsy bitsy part.
My favorite foods to eat on my own are still steamed broccoli tops, bananas, watermelon, cinnamon oatmeal (vitamin) cookies, corn on the cob of course, steak, Kix & Cheerios, & probably some things I'm forgetting. I can eat w/ a spoon all by myself too, things like apple sauce & yogurt except I Do make a mess.
Mom is shaped like an elephant, she keeps telling me there's a baby in her belly - but I have no idea what she is talking about, every time I see a belly button I press it w/ my finger & blow a raspberry (I've been doing it since 8 months). |
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| 15 months, 31+ inches, 23ish Lbs |
[Sep. 1st, 2007|10:18 pm] |
My favorite movie is Shrek.
(II & III are OK too, but just plain Shrek is the best. When Shrek is on, I don't need anything else, not even sleep. I've watched it almost everyday for like a month.) |
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[Jul. 23rd, 2007|06:37 pm] |
yo check me out in art... (i couldn't even hold my head in this one, mind you even though my head it smaller than mom's boob!): http://evanschwartzphoto.com/la1.html
then here's one from a shoot @ about 6 months
if you want to see the full contact sheet for that one( Read more... ) |
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| General anesthesia |
[Jul. 19th, 2007|08:50 am] |
All of a sudden I was surrounded by people in masks,
then they gassed me & I cried & my eyes welled up w/ tears as I passed out.
They removed the mASS from my (i) while I was under.
I woke up screaming, Mom & Dada tried to soothe me in the post-op recovery room. Slowly my heart rate went from a histerical 175 down down down to normal. I look like I went a few rounds though. (maybe a phot to follow) |
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[Jun. 27th, 2007|08:59 pm] |
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I like looking at pictures from when I was in MOM. |
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[Jun. 15th, 2007|08:55 am] |
O BUGGERS! due to some health-insurance glitch & expirations & interims
I have to postpone my (i) surgery till next month!
I was all set to go for Wednesday just in-time for the Mermaid Parade next Saturday where I could sport the stitches on my face,
now it's all gone to sht. |
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| & btw |
[Jun. 9th, 2007|09:36 am] |
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I got fired from Ralph Lauren. (now over a year old, I'm too Big to be their 12-month fit model.) |
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[Jun. 6th, 2007|01:37 pm] |
[transcribed from my marble notebook of which I've started scribbling yesterday sometimes 2 hands at once, sometimes 2 crayons at a time in one hand:]
went to an MD-specialist appt. today - finally getting this thing removed from my {i}. In 2 weeks I go under the knife !
Meanwhile, mom leaked the Beach phots from Florida. When she bends right you CAN catch a glimpse of her saggy flab she excuses is just gonna stretch-out again by the new baby.
Meanwhile meanwhile - I fight my sleep most the time - I get to the point when I'm on on the high chair on the nod for most of my naps. If mom lays me down before that, I get back up & want to run around, like at the park watching mom attempt her cartwheels. I like the swing & I scream when they play peek a boo while I'm on it. I'm also a master at the jungle gym, I can climb stairs & do the slide all by myself - although mom spots. |
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